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Tue, 14 May 2013 15:41:15 -0400

The length of my creativity falls somewhere between ripping off Madmen and ripping off 30 Rock

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:08:54 -0400

The length of my creativity falls somewhere between ripping off Madmen and ripping off 30 Rock

EVERYBODY, LISTEN TO ME I’VE COOKED BACON ON THE STOVE TOP MY WHOLE LIFE BUT NOT ANYMORE COOK...

Sat, 11 May 2013 09:43:53 -0400

EVERYBODY, LISTEN TO ME

I’VE COOKED BACON ON THE STOVE TOP MY WHOLE LIFE

BUT NOT ANYMORE

COOK IT IN THE OVEN FOR 17-20 MINUTES, IT’S AMAZING

Photo

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:56:35 -0400

A+ video

Sun, 05 May 2013 04:05:12 -0400

A+ video

the best part of a tragedy is when people online put up fake missing persons ads regarding the...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 15:39:39 -0400

the best part of a tragedy is when people online put up fake missing persons ads regarding the tragedy and exploit it for invisible internet points.

i’m not saying king jon un is psy i’m just saying we’ve never seen them in the...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 23:58:55 -0400

i’m not saying king jon un is psy

i’m just saying we’ve never seen them in the same room

how the internet works

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 07:03:14 -0400

tumblr: steals from reddit
reddit: steals from tumblr
4chan: shits all over itself
digg: someone should check on digg i think it's dead

saying ‘the n word’ is just as bad as bad as saying any variaton of the word nigger,...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 02:21:24 -0400

saying ‘the n word’ is just as bad as bad as saying any variaton of the word nigger, everyone understands exactly what you’re saying as it implies exactly the same thing but for some reason it’s okay for white people to use that. how about we not give the word any attention whatsoever and if anyone uses either n word or nigger we simply stop talking to them and stop giving them attention for doing it because they want to get a rise out of you

i’ve decided to give up religious tolerance for lent

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:43:25 -0400

i’ve decided to give up religious tolerance for lent

I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:37:31 -0400

I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time

New kitty

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:55:32 -0400

New kitty

i think christian scientists have the worst job in the world do you know how hard it must be to get...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:41:45 -0400

i think christian scientists have the worst job in the world

do you know how hard it must be to get a test tube full of faith?

if i ever have sex with mila kunis right before the climax when she’s moaning super...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 12:40:00 -0500

if i ever have sex with mila kunis

right before the climax when she’s moaning super loud

i’m just gonna look her dead in the eye and say

shut up meg

being born white in america is like starting a game of monopoly but you already own half the...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 22:48:22 -0500

being born white in america is like starting a game of monopoly but you already own half the properties and have hotels on boardwalk and park place and have unlimited get out of jail free cards

you tried mcdonalds

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:55:10 -0500

you tried mcdonalds

McDonalds did BOGO

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 19:29:00 -0500

McDonalds did BOGO

i just found out what the harlem shake is. it was like watching a different species of person, it...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:37:00 -0500

i just found out what the harlem shake is.

it was like watching a different species of person, it was like watching a show from the idiocracy world, like i am missing the joke and it’s just so inane that i derive nothing from it

theperksofbeingselfraisingflower: askradicalgoodspeed: alliseei...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 17:29:53 -0500

theperksofbeingselfraisingflower:

askradicalgoodspeed:

alliseeisrainbows:

z-hack:

theycallme-heartbreaker:

okaysizedbangtheory:

found a spot

Nailed it

i think he might have scratched his bumper when he hit the other car but i think it will buff out

Perf

…ect

first i park my car then i steal yo bitch

you are all horrible people

you think your life is hard? try enjoying something that has an insanely rabid fandom and then talk...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:23:52 -0500

you think your life is hard? try enjoying something that has an insanely rabid fandom and then talk to me about hardships